The Real Meaning of Sex and How to Do It Properly

How to make love – ET-style

Extra-Terrestrial Sex starts out as physical love-making but quickly escalates into an overwhelming head-rush, catapulting the participants at light-speed out of the sensate world and into a multiplicity of parallel, inter-dimensional universes.

5pm Helsinki - 3pm London - 10am East Coast - 9am Midwest - 7am West Coast

If you want simple spiritual sex, without Kama Sutra Tantric excesses (such as, having to tie dental floss around your monkey's nuts, performing lingual push-ups on hairy coconuts and 20 years balancing upside-down in Salamba Sarvangasana (Shoulder Stand) using only your penis for support) then Extra-Terrestrial Sex is for you. It's so much more natural.

Extra-Terrestrial Sex reverses gender stereotypes. It leaves women deeply satiated and men wanting more, much more, emotional intimacy.

After 11 years of teaching about Spiritual Enlightenment and Consciousness, I reckon we can have just one let-your-hair-down and let-it-all-hang-out class in The ABC's of Alien Sex.

I hope I can see this mission through. It's vitally, essentially important and useful to creating happy, creative spiritual beings.

Live online only at DaveOshana.com on January 15th, 2012.

The only chance to attend this world first about ET Love-Making - there might never be a return match or replay. Book now.

Note: This is an audio class which can be listened to on most  computer systems. Prepare yourself by reading the Orientation which will be emailed to you upon booking. Lecture starts about 5:15pm (Helsinki time). Oshana Consciousness CD music starts playing at 4pm (Helsinki time) before class and continues after the lecture at approximately 6:20pm (Helsinki time). Please arrive early if you are new, on a new network or need technical support. Total talk time will be a minimum of 1 hour.

Technical advice (most listeners do not need to know because they unknowingly have it already configured):  Flashplayer needs to be installed and Port 8464 needs to be open on your network. iPad is currently unsupported for audio streams because Apple blocked Flashplayer but you can request the MP3 replay download of this class.

Note: No little green men with skinny legs and big heads from Area 51 were misused in making this Podcast.