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Unleashing the Enlightenment Virus

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Date: Sun, 27 Nov 2011 17:00 - 18:30 Your Time:

Teacher: Dave Oshana

Be part of the Enlightenment Wave now and forever

Viruses are nothing new. They have around since before the beginning, keeping life on Earth in check, halting the system from getting out of control, and depending on your viewpoint, doing damage. Viruses are difficult to stop. That is why I am unleashing the Enlightenment Virus, a self-replicating meme, which will catalyze the emergence of Enlightened Beings long after I have left Mothership Earth.

This why you should listen to this class:

  • Spreading the Enlightenment Virus will be your eternal contribution to Life on the planet
  • You will receive a first class training in subversive spiritual techniques applicable to any situation
  • Helping another towards Enlightenment is the best way to get yourself Enlightened
  • You have already been infected by an ancient Enlightenment Virus and its modern day mutation: the Oshana Enlightenment Transmission
  • Resistance is futile, everything eventually flows back to the Source
  • The odds are against UnEnlightenment (in the long run)
  • The liberator of your Ego is your friend

I will teach you my unseen spiritual methods of distraction, interference and timed intervention. If you want it you can get it. Only ethical spiritual seekers need apply.

Unleash the Enlightenment Virus!

Note: This is an audio class. Prepare yourself by reading the Orientation which will be emailed to you upon booking. Lecture starts about 5:15pm (Helsinki time). Oshana Consciousness CD music starts playing at 4pm (Helsinki time) before class and continues after the lecture at approximately 6:20pm (Helsinki time). Please arrive early if you are new, on a new network or need technical support.

Technical advice which most listeners do not need to know because they unknowingly have it already configured:  Flashplayer needs to be installed and Port 8464 needs to be open on your network. iPad is currently unsupported for audio streams because Apple blocked Flashplayer but you can request the MP3 replay download of this class.