The Enlightened Ego

Just when you feared that the spiritual path was for carrot munching, indefinitely delaying non-ejaculating, wall-staring neurotics – I unveil for your delight and self-edification my newest creation -- presenting -- put your hands together and give it up for “The Enlightened Ego”.

Never leave home without. Something for the weekend to dress your raw ego-free nakedness. Now you can have your carrot cake and eat it.

You have heard it said that for Enlightenment to happen that you must ditch your best friend, your Unenlightened Ego, and it's true! But I say unto you that life is not so glum because you can resurrect your chum, and make it your Enlightened Ego. No longer will you have to worry about sporting a toothy, lobotomised, grinning visage to enter the hallowed ranks of mystics and misfits. You can be dashing, suave with your new, cutting edge, top of the range, fully customisable Enlightened Ego.

The truth, with a small “t” is (you will have to hear this online class “The Enlightened Ego” to get the fully deluxe, nothing spared Truth) that although the Ego must die a vain, ignoble and dishonourable death, it must be resurrected. Yes, resurrected, I say!

This little details seems to have been missed by spiritual purveyors and new age wholesalers in their rush to get the lion's market share. You won't find the Enlightened Ego in the shops this Christmas. And the Holy Scriptures seem oddly quiet on the matter. But, I say, that you need to know it. You know it makes sense to have a some kind of Ego, instead of none. What else but a tux could cover your bare butt nakedness when you go to a ball?

The old unenlightened Ego was so bad, the new Enlightened Ego is infinitely better because it knows its place at the table. It won't be running it's dirty boots through the Mississippi Mud Pie.

As Jesus said, if one unclean spirit comes out of man, it will return with seven unclean spirits. The meaning of the parable is that an empty space will be filled. Nature abhors a vacuum.

If you got halfway up the spiritual mountain, and loosed your ego, with what would you fill your fledgling ego-free state? Nothing? Oh dear, no no. That's why self-attempts at No-Mind typically fall short, meaning they never arrive. Only external energy nudges and life noogies, tend to shift and shunt the Ego. Nonetheless, the ego vacated space must be occupied with something otherwise a person would be subject to passing entities, walk-ins, manipulations and psychic takeovers.

It's time for Dorothy to learn about the Enlightened Ego. Quickly before it's too late. Your eventual Enlightenment hangs in the balance. You want it to be swift and over, no restarts, reinfections, backsliding or recidivism. The spiritual circuit is riddled with half-baked, failed, aborted and wrecked attempted Enlightenments. The closer you get, the more essential is this know-how.

Fill that ego-vacated space with all-purpose filler and the energies of this world need never enter your Holy of Holies ever again.

Besides all that, I never had time to tell you how much fun is the Enlightened Ego, everyone should have one. I will have time to tell you in the live class. Be there.